mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
I was at my friend’s house and him and his bf got into a fight (like an actual fist fight) but later I know they’re gonna be all lovey dovey… I don’t understand their relationship. I would honestly treat you better idk why you stay with him
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so: